It’s a little known secret that Pump majored in 5d chess at Harvard while having sexual intercourse with the dean in his extracurricular time. It was not until he was found out for completing other students postgrad theoretical physics theses that he faced the ultimatum of being expelled or dropping out. It was at this crossroads that Dr. Pump, as he was known to his professors, made the compassionate decision of dropping out as to not tarnish the reputation of the ivy league school who would have to bear the outrage of the world for expelling his generations Einstein.