As we all know, physics is really, really hard. That’s because in reality it’s all one vast illusion – an extravagant lie carefully constructed just to confuse us. By Jews.


Electricity – Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny Jews “high-fiving” each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the Jews in a plug socket tell the Jews in the wire, who eventually tell the Jews (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil.


Atoms – Atoms are in fact miniscule Jews, all holding hands and feet etc together to from an intricate web from which nearly everything in the universe is comprised. Radioactivity occurs when a rebel Jew is catapulted by his friends from their structure. Should this Jew come into contact with the Jews from our body, he will offer them gold, thus making the local area either benign or malignant.


Jews – So what are Jews themselves made up of? They are in fact comprised of bilions of even smallee Jews known as “super-jews”. They, in turn, are made up of bilions of even smaller Jews known as “hyper-jews”. “hyper-jews” are fundamental building blocks of everything. Though no one, to be honest, can yet be absolutely sure. Least of all, Jews themselves.