What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you damn yankee? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at West Point, and I’ve been involved in numerous military engagements against the Union, and I have over 300 confirmed slaves. I am trained in Napoleonic Warfare and am the top officer in the Confederate States army. You are nothing to me but just anothee yankee. I will wipe you the fuck out with strategic precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that kind of shit to me in my own camp under a flag of truce? Think again, yankee. As we speak I am ordering my army scouts to reveal the positions of your forces, so prepare for the Stonewall, yankee.The stone wall that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Army of the Potomac. You’re fucking dead, yankee. My men can be anywhere, anytime and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with imported weapons. Not only am I extensively trained in the art of waging a prolonged military conflict, but I have command of the entire Army of Northern Virginia and I will use it to it’s full extent to wipe your miserable army off the face of the nation, you god damn yankee. If only you could have known what just retribution your interference in state’s rights was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have held your fucking vote in 1860. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now your paying the price, you goddamn carpetbagger. I will shit Dixie all over you and you will fucking drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Yankee.