Sam Darnold is totally making out with tons of chicks. And that’s pretty sweet. Sam can kiss virtually any girl he sees. He walks around this city with that hair and that jawline and that arm and he just points at chicks and they go right to first base. It’s fish in a barrel. He has his pick of the litter. If you’re a hot chick, your lips belong to Sam Darnold. He can, and will, suck on your tongue. Which is really what it’s all about. What’s the point of putting in all the work if you’re not gonna kiss hella chicks?? Now, do I wish it didn’t mean he was gonna miss starts? Of course. Would be ideal if you could kiss all the girls and still make every start. That’s the sweet spot we gotta find. But you gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette. It’s a growing process. I’d rather risk a little mono and have a quarterback walking around with a shit ton of swagger because he French kissed every girl in the city. I’d rather that than a quarterback who doesn’t miss a start for like 20 years and only makes out with his own son.