I’m sure y’all have seen that CZN BURAK cooking guy, he makes cooking videos or just food videos in general where he keeps that same smile on his face. I believe he is a fucking sex machine sent down on earth from the Turkish gods.

Hear me out.

Just look at this bitches face, with his smug ass smile. The moment he sees a girl you can tell with that face he gets a surge of testosterone through his body. At the sight of a female his testosterone levels skyrocket like he’s putting a cucumber in stew. He knows his time has come. He circumcises himself with that giant blade in less than a second and cauterizes and heals the wounds almost instantaneously. He’s been training for this moment. Years of practicing the grapefruit technique, he uses his strength to persuit whomever it be with that insanely horny look on his face still. Within a proximity of 30 feet and he gets a scent of her victoria Secret bombshell he almost, ALMOST instantly ejects his cucumber milk in his pants but his 100% control over his body refuses. He charges at the woman and invites her to his home, where she almost instantaneously says yes do the the amazing smells on his apron from the foods and delicacies he’s made in the kitchen, she falls in love immediately and they hit the bedroom where he puts all his culinary skills and knowledge of life itself into one moment where he plants the next generation of his kids, in less than a second. The family is happy and in peace, all making food together due to his insanely arousing smile and culinary skills. At that point he is a culinary sex god.