I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT; CORONA THE VIRUS IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING DREAMS, THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER VIRUS FUCKING FUTA DICK OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING DREAMS, AND SHE SAID SHE WAS “This deadly” AND I SAID THAT’S HORRIBLE! SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. CORONA-CHAN YOU’VE GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE, *explosion* THAT’S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINT, NO PROTRUSION, NO PILLOWS, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. SHE FUCKED MY MENTAL HEALTH SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER CURE! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER, I’M CURING THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, CORONA, I CURED MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE CURE DDDDDROPLETS HIT THE EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I CURE YOU TOO.