Hello there.

I heard what you said about my wife.

First of all, I am Russian and I love my wife.

Such a shame how everyone thinks Russia loves beer. This is untrue. Not every Russia loves beer. For me, my wife is more important than beer. I would do anything for her. She is my life, and most importantly my wife. I will fucking beat you up if you say shit about my wife again. Hopefully you will apologize, otherwise I will fuck your ass up you stupid piece of gondon. You fucking crazy tiny brained motherfucker. Think before you talk. Do not attack my wife.

All my love,

Albert.