They shall be my finest gymrats, these twinks that give of themselves to me. like whey i shall mould them, and in the musky basements of their parents shall i forge them. They will be of rigid consistency, and ripped abs. in great hoodies shall i clad them and with the heaviest weights will they be armed. they will be untouched by overstretching or fatigue, no body dysmorphia will blight them. they will have creatine, supersets and liftbelts so that no opp can best them in deadlifts. They are my bulwark against the Soyjaks. They are the Defenders of the Fatherless. They are my Gymbrahs. and they shall know no steroids.

-The Zyzz-Emperor of Gainz M31.034