Google? I don’t much care for Google. Everyone is always googling this and googling that.

Back when people cared we didn’t have to Google, we just picked up the phone, called 411, and that was just fine and dandy.

Nowadays, everyone thinks that you can just turn on a computer, press a few clicky clacky keys and it doesn’t even matter if you download porn or satanic verses, it’s all cool for kids who just keep googling right?

Not on my watch. Sooner or later, you end up with herpes because you didn’t practice abstinence. And don’t say I didn’t warn ya!
Credit: u/karenwithchrist