Look at his bronze skin and Avtomat Kalashnikov slung over the shoulder like nobody’s business. He can’t read or write but he can really fucking provide better than the government soldier and drives a Toyota Tacoma without compensating for himself.

He’s filthy rich and just conquered a country because that whole place except for his clique and sympathizers are Haram (forbidden). Taliban grunts smell like halal and sweat from all that fighting. Don’t you like that real man scent? The same man is on top of Afghanistan this very moment. Haters so mad they fall right off of airplanes trying to leave ✈️.

He knows the way 👆.