A Turk and an Azerbaijani pray to Allah: “O Allah, please destroy Armenia for me”. Allah responded to them, saying that he will ensure that it will happen.
The next day Turkey was entirely flooded. and Azerbaijan was hit by a catastrophic earthquake.
The same Turk and Azerbaijani ask the Lord “O Allah, why have you struck us?”. Allah, realizing, responded to them: “Please forgive me, I was looking at an old map of Armenia.”