For years, I’ve always dreamed of being a centaur.

I always fantasized about being a large half-man and half-horse roaming on the country side, only except I wanted to be taller. Horses were too short for my liking.

I suddenly got a great idea. I had worked on stretching my anal cavity for several years. I eventually got my asshole stretched out wider than the wide end of a tuba. I went to the local zoo.

I figured with my asshole stretched to its fullest extent, I could fit an entire giraffe’s head and neck into my ass and be an even taller centaur.

I grabbed some giraffe feed and filled my asshole to the brim. I began to approach the giraffe enclosure, and quickly enough a large giraffe approached the fence. I turned around and pulled my britches down to my ankles, revealing my stuffed shitter. I made sure nobody was looking.

There was a sparkle in that giraffe’s eye like a little kid seeing a bowl full of fruity pebbles. It leaned down and began to furiously eat the feed.

My whole body began to quiver out of extreme excitement. I couldn’t believe this was happening. Tears of joy began to stream down my face.

The giraffe continued to work its tongue as it got close to the end of eating. I made sure to bury some pieces in my cavity so it has a little struggle, buying me some time.

I started backing up, making sure the giraffe’s entire head was in my ass. Suddenly, I heard a loud “HEY!” coming from my left. I look over and there were 3 zookeepers sprinting towards me.

“SHIT!” I yelled out. I needed to hurry this the fuck up.

Without warning, I jumped up with the giraffe’s head still in my ass. We raised up in unison which caused me to slide all the way down the giraffe’s neck. I cried out in joy. I was a large centaur now.

I slapped the giraffe’s ass and it jumped the enclosure’s fence. We ended up trampling over the pursuing zookeepers which made for an easy getaway.

I burst through the entrance and galloped away into the countryside, happy to fulfill my fantasy.