Nobody:
Blokes who drive manual:

*sees people going on the elevator*
“fucking lazy bastards 😤 *walking up 20 levels of stairs* 🥴 honestly but, some people just always take the easy route in life 🙄 sorry I didn’t get my food spoon-fed to me like a prince 🤒 I just wasn’t built like that 😬 I was built the hard way ☝️ yeah that’s right I drive manual 🤙 haha yeah you guessed it love 👇 my nuts are massive 🥜 *sees a female who actually has a menstrual cycle driving an auto* 👀 what a pussy, do you need a tampon with that? 🤬 wow I hate how people see me on the road and just assume I have a big penis 😓 like it’s true obviously but don’t judge a book by its cover 🙌 *turns radio up* 🎶 oh fuck yeah I’m Losing It 🤩 this song is an absolute belter man 🙏 alrighty I’m off anyway 😎 the bosshog has got me working this weekend 😫 *speaks to himself* think of the money 💴 let’s go get that bag 💼 “.