CANT BELIEVE IT! I was watching Aladdin with my son when LePepsi appeared on the movie and stole the 3 wishes to ask for a real ring, fortunately Alladin turned into his father JJ BAREA, he gave him another MICKEY MOUSE RING and slapped LeFraud’s face, while whispering to his ear:
LEBRON JAMES:
▪Six Finals losses
▪18-31 record in 49 Finals games
▪Swept in two NBA Finals series
▪Shot under 40% FG in five playoff series
▪Shot under 40% FG in two Finals series
▪Outscored by a bench player in ’11 Finals
▪Averaged 5 TOpg in two playoff series
▪Can’t win titles without a super team
▪Only 2 rings in Miami after promising 7
▪0 rings in first 7 seasons in Cleveland
▪Only beat one 50 win team between ’04-’10
▪lost to a 36 yr old Tim Duncan in ’14
▪Lost to Magic team with one all star in ’09 ▪Lost to Mavs team with one all star in ’11
▪Only averaged 17 ppg in ’11 Finals
▪Only averaged 22 ppg on 35% in ’07 Finals▪0-6 in game tying or winning shot attempts in Finals
▪1 title in 11 seasons in Cleveland
☆ LeBron James 2015 Finals ☆: ▪78-196 FG (39.8%)
▪118 misses ( 3rd most in Finals History)
▪3-17 FG (17.6%) in the clutch (final 5 minutes score within 5 points)
▪0-3 on game winning attempts ▪0 4th qtr points in game 4
▪20 misses in 4 of 6 games
▪ Shot under 50% in 6/6 games
▪ Shot under 40% in 4/6 games
▪1st all-time in career turnovers in playoff history
▪ 1st all-time in career turnovers in finals history
▪ 1st all-time in turnovers in a Finals series(2016)
▪ 2nd all-time in turnovers in a single playoff year(2018)
▪ 1st all-time in missed field goals in playoff history
▪ 4th all-time in missed field goals in finals history
▪ 3rd all-time in the no. field goals missed in a final series (2015)

IS THIS YOUR GOAT??I can’t fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. “Oh that looks kinda like the 0-6-4 bozo” it started as: That’s funny, that’s a cool reference. But I kept going, I’d see a plushie that looked like a mouse, I’d see an animated trash can that looked like LeChina. I’d see a bitch whining to a ref for fouls that looked like LeFormsuperteamsbecauseicantwinwithoutone. And every time I’d burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words “OUTPLAYED BY JJ BAREA” ran through my head. It’s torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see a mouse. I can’t fucking live like this… I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t! And don’t get me fucking started on the words! I’ll never hear the word fraud again without thinking of LeBum. Someone does something bad and I can’t say anything other than “LeChoke” I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is “Bubble ring aint count” and laugh like a fucking insane person.And the word “fraud” is ruined. The phrase LEBRON JAMES:
▪Six Finals losses
▪18-31 record in 49 Finals games
▪Swept in two NBA Finals series
▪Shot under 40% FG in five playoff seri▪0-6 in game tying or winning shot attempts in Finals
▪1 title in 11 seasons in Cleveland
☆ LeBron James 2015 Finals ☆: ▪78-196 FG (39.8%)
▪118 misses ( 3rd most in Finals History)
▪3-17 FG (17.6%) in the clutch (final 5 minutes score within 5 points)
▪0-3 on game winning attempts ▪0 4th qtr points in game 4
▪20 misses in 4 of 6 games
▪ Shot under 50% in 6/6 games
▪ Shot under 40% in 4/6 games
▪1st all-time in career turnovers in playoff history
▪ 1st all-time in career turnovers in finals history
▪ 1st all-time in turnovers in a Finals series(2016)
▪ 2nd all-time in turnovers in a single playoff year(2018)
▪ 1st all-time in missed field goals in playoff history
▪ 4th all-time in missed field goals in finals history
▪ 3rd all-time in the no. field goals missed in a final series (2015)

IS THIS YOUR GOAT?? is ruined. I can’t live anymore. LeBitch has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!