I can just imagine it.

You’re in a boat, then all of a sudden you smell something, it’s a terrible smell. Then you see land, you go to the land.

In the water it’s nothing but neck beards and teenage white boys. You walk up a path to find where you are. You see posters of Keanu Reeves, Rick Astley, and others. You look to the left to see a neckbeard teaching kids how to hate TikTok. The smell gets worse. You’re about to puke.

You keep walking until you find a golden shrine with a golden Elon Musk statue, and by that statue you find hundreds of people jacking off to it.

You ask, “Where the hell am I?” and suddenly the people stare at you, and one walks over. They say, “It’s so wholesome 100 chungus keanu that you could join us.” You tell yourself, “Oh no, I’m on Reddit Island.” You try to run, but you can’t. You feel yourself getting fatter, hair on your neck growing longer, you slowly run out of breath. You faint.

You wake up in a hospital with other neckbeards, you look at yourself. You look over, your IV is full of the tears of Fortnite Kids. You ask, ‘How do I leave this God awful place?”

The neckbeards around you say in unison, “You have become part of Reddit Island, you cannot leave.” And they all start jerking each other off in a circle.

Welcome to Reddit Island.