Immersion therapy is a great way to overcome this phobia. First, get out $500, maybe $600 dollars from the bank and take a trip to your local morgue. Bring a large sweater. This will be important later. Bribe the morgue attendant to leave you alone for half an hour with the corpse. Now, he’ll think you’re just there to stick your penis in one of those suckers. No harm no foul. But that’s not why you came. Cut open one of those succulent corpses and drape yourself with a few loops of intestines. Here’s where the oversized sweater will come in handy. Somebody is going to need those intestines so you want to sneak out quietly.

Do this a couple of times a weak and you’ll slowly become accustomed to being covered in human organs. What were we talking about again?