Simply put, I firmly believe that expressions that convey grandiloquence reign supreme to horrendous “text talk.” By text talk, I mean sentences such as:

i agree. very cool

ye, y’all need to stop

The firm basis of my argument is that the utilization and deployment of low-level vocabulary creates simplification that numbs the minds of those on the internet. Studies have consistently shown that the average individual’s attention span is lowering as time passes in this millennia. Grandiloquence should not be frowned upon, but instead prevail over the current common “text talk” that ignoramuses use. I hope that one day, I will be fully capable of executing elevated vocabulary on internet platforms without being chagrined. Often times, I must resort to the language of mere simpletons in order to avoid the treachery rooted in the mob mentality on reddit.