So I always try to have sex in LDs (Lucid Dreams) because why not, but cant control my dreams enough to create characters. So I end up fucking whatever I saw. This includes my cousins, some close family, a guy friend of mine, squidward, an 50 year old obese guy. How do I create women?!

Edit: Since so many people are obsessed with the squidward one, I will go into more detail about that dream. IIRC It was like a party setup, but we went to an empty room like those parents room in high schoolers parties. There was two people or one person(I cant remember well) along with me who was in the room but can’t remember if he was doing something to mr. tortelini. after humping him for a while a cop crew came into the room taking a photo and blackmailing me, with the “your mom would be proud son” (sarcastically ofc) look on his face. I panicked and lost my lucidity then I woke up. I didn’t write this dream to my dream journal hoping I would forget this dream but couldn’t forget it completely.