Hello everyone, My name is 88. I am a professor at the the Georgetown University in Virginia D.C. Now I see many of you people have a very good question , “Which chipmunk is getting the best head?” Well first off let me just clarify It’s Alvin. Now many of you are probably saying I’m an idiot for thinking that and Alvins a fuck boy and he’s used to getting head. Well first let’s look at Simon. He’s a Dork, we all know this is most likely his first Blow job ever in his life time. But if you look at the expression on his face and where his hands are. This hands are on Jeanette’s head and not in a good way, and the expression on his face is “Get this bitch off me, my nerdy penis doesn’t like this shit.” Again, it’s his first time getting head so how could this possibly be “The best head?” Now let’s go to Theodore. Theodore is a very interesting chipmunk. We’ll let’s start with the facts, This is the first time he’s probably ever gotten head, He’s a pussy, and his fat as fuck. This little green shit eats cheese balls 24~7 and sits on his ass all day watching Documentaries on Meerkats as shown in Alvin and the Chipmunks the squeakquel. The same goes for his girl, Eleanor. Now when she was giving him head, look at his expression and where his hands at. I can officially confirm that Theodore’s Belly fat is the only thing being sucked because how stupid him and his girl are. Not only that but he is SLEEPING. Yes you heard me right he is sleeping that’s why is hands are down and his mouth is open wide as fuck. Now Let me tell you why Alvin is getting the best head. You see, Alvin is a fucking chad. He is the leader of the group and was even on the High school football team shown in Alvin and the chipmunks The squeakquel. He gets surrounded by his fan girls everywhere he goes. Now knowing Alvin he has been laid and is not a virgin, But, his girl is Brittany. THE Brittany.

Footnote to my research: Now knowing Brittany she is mostly the head of the Cheerleader team, and what do cheerleaders do? DO FOOTBALL PLAYERS. Meaning she’s had experiences, like fuck she probably did the whole football team. Now when you look at Alvin, his expression is that he’s about to have a FUCKING ORGAZAM. Look where is hands are. One is on Brittany’s head while the other is GROPING on the couch. IT FEELS SO GOOD HE NEEDS TO GROP SOMETHING. Now notice non of the chipmunks look anything to Alvins expressions. Brittany knows her way around the male penis due to her always fucking someone so she’s experienced. In conclusion this is the reason why Alvin is getting the best head.