Sobers wandering wandering around, waiting in lines for places they’ll never get into to buy overpriced drinks. I never go in unless a cute bartender gives me a free shot. So I was cutting through in a loop looking for anything going on or anyone half-way cool. Nope. Just some girls bugging me to admire my threads like I was from the future. I don’t get it bc I blend-in in LA, SF, or NYC except for something that will become obvious, so I don’t see the attraction other than maybe some excuse to hit on me. Not a GG2W but It’s all good.

I was really disappointed there was no one cool enough to pull back to afterparty with because everything is better at my pad than most everything on 6th. It’s a pimp’s speakeasy lounge with way better music. Most lasers than NASA.

So why come here: I’m 6’5″, my handwriting is terrible, and I forgot all of my ballroom. I can fake a two-step and smoothly work my way to dirty dancing not awkwardly. Also, I can’t decorate for shit, so various women come over and try to get me to change everything all over again. Oh and then there’s the ones who sneak piles of stuff into my bathroom. It must be girl territory marking like peeing on a tree. K-rist, I have to throw half of that shit out to make room for my stuff and for people I actually want over.

Hmu (DM) and send the finest dancers on over in their best or their midriff sweats because I go until sunrise. High on life, but I don’t care if anyone herbs on the balcony. A blast, absolutely no doubt. Jameo cokes and champagne off my grandma’s silk rug, eh?

I’m out to hang some Soviet, 70’s Swiss marketing, and music posters back from the framers and read some books in my stack. I don’t do social media but y’all gotta join me spazzing-out half-naked to some tunes on my balcony on I-35, because it’s inevitable to kill that boredom.

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Anyone else don’t waste my time or yours angling for something else. Only fit hotties get in the door, and their friends if they’re hilarious. Interesting, cool peeps to the front of the line.. esp. artists and girls with colored hair and tons of tats. Haters won’t even be noticed either. Had my COVID shots, all good.

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