I was at a movie theatre with my brother. We were watching Pacific Rim. During the action scenes he had to “fart like a motherfucker” so he waited until the music was at it loudest to be inconspicuous

The second he lifts his buttcheek and begins the music stops and all everyone can hear in the movie theatre is giant fog horn of a fart. Imagine the music in action scenes, how it build and builds and builds then has a moment of silence for a bit more drama. Then a fucking shart-sounding fart takes it over. The reactions from the people in the theatre were laughter, “WTF??”s, and “wow really”s. We were laughing so bad we were crying