I PLAY ONLINE CHESS, AND SOMETIMES I LOSE.

IT HUMBLES ME ZERO.

YOU MAY BE BETTER THAN ME AT THIS GAME YOU AUTISTIC FUCK BUT IN THE GAME OF LIFE YOU WOULD LOSE TO ME IN EVERY METRIC HUMANS CAN POSSIBLY FATHOM.

YOU’RE A NERD CUNT WHO RIGHTFULLY WOULD COWER IN MY PRESENCE.