I’ve spent… Years (though, professionally, less than a year), probably, just staring at dicks for hours on end trying to get the perfect drawing just right. And for what? A measly $5? All that time wasted just so I could have a quick bite to eat. Hell, I cant even look at dicks in a sexual manner anymore. I dont mind appreciating them artistically, but I miss seeing them as more than just regular ol body parts.

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Well, at least I still have coochies to keep me sane…. For now…