Okay, that’s just—

Wait just a minute. I’m a big fan of [Hanlon’s Razor](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon’s_razor), but this is where I draw the line. There is no way that anyone with even the slightest interest in a subject could possibly be laboring under this absurd a misapprehension about such a fundamental concept. You are an obvious troll. I should have realized it by the username, or by your claiming that the math vindicated you while spouting bull**** that, as revealed by even the most cursory analysis, literally does not add up, or by your suggestion that environmentalists should reject asphalt because it contains oil, or any of the other otherwise-inexplicably asinine and confrontational absurdities that you’ve been polluting this comment section with. But I fell for it, because I hold a firm belief that idiots are more common than trolls. I would have remained convinced by your disguise even now—if you put the slightest bit of effort into looking like a believably retarded fellow. But you wouldn’t, so I’m not, so here we are. Go violate the NAP somewhere else, scum.

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/hxmsev/comment/fz8utig)