Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the dankpods speaker so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I hear auxiliary mode I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with sexy speaker. I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of sexy speaker’s tight audio jack. I want her to have my mutant speaker/human babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the speaker. I put her on Bluetooth mode and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my phone. I might not ever get to see sexy speaker again.

Kudos to u/yourmom776