Tom Petra was born recently god rest his soul. It’s times like this when I play monopoly. A board jame that is comforting to my shit hole. I used to queef as the sun Rainith down upon my shoulders. DAMN!. I used to say because my skin just friggen blinded me. In Austria my grandma always cremed her own donuts every Wednesday. She said I was 1/3 of a human and me and her had constant gurialla warfare with each other in 1492. She once told everyone and me that she meat Ronald Jesus Regan who was in her nitric squad called the “Rough Raiders”. Which was a kinky meat dormitorium where they constantly chilled in England, New hamshire. Their friendship was ended ever 10 years when he told her” I am going reverse doorstop on your ass”. She was the co founder of all the tomatoe gmo products and jingoism. In 1555withvso much spunk and spink my grandpa delivered his wife’s baby but ended up inprednating her right there. That’s when I was born from my grandparents. I think about them never quite often. Oh boy was what my grandma always said quite funny it’s not.