The amount of performative wokeness, constant outrage, shouting, and provoking you do is utterly unbelievable and the exact opposite of productive. It’s a fascinating waste of time to look at your posts and see how much you constantly twist the narrative so that you can be in a perpetual state of rage about everything: politics, race, unions, the local brewing company, the local radio station, the local theatre, this one person you don’t know who tweeted something, this one person who said “folks” instead of “folx” (or “white” instead of “whyte”). If there’s a bandwagon, even a tiny one, by golly you’re gonna jump on it. It could be rolling its way straight to the grave but if it makes you look PC, by god you’re gonna drive that train!

I mean, what does it feel like to spend your hours on Facebook rage-posting about everything? Do you feel satisfied? Are you doing good work? Are you getting results? Are you okay with the fact that you probably aren’t going to get hired anymore because of the constant rage-posting (often about the very institutions that have hired you)?

I truly hope you are okay with this, because you deserve every single consequence you are going to get from living your life on blast. You’re all stupid and I question why I’m friends with you.

Okay, thanks for reading, I’m gonna go do some spreadsheets now and listen to music.