The other day, I was scrolling through Reddit at work and I saw that someone posted a picture of gay furry sex, which made my dick so hard that it broke out of my pants and crashed through the fucking ceiling of the building. I tried leaving the building to hang out with my friends, but when they looked at my gargantuan cock that crashed through the fucking ceiling, they immediately fainted to the fucking floor and were going to be carried by an ambulance. But no because the doctors went to see what’s the matter but they got so distracted by my Godzilla of a cock that they built a ladder to its tip and tried seeing who could suck it better. One of the guys tried deep throating that colossal dick but he unhinged his fucking jaw doing it and the police had to come. But the police shot my fucking cock and there was so much fucking blood that it painted the entire fucking building red. And then my mom tried to beat me with a belt and tear my cock in half because my fucking Empire State penis turned her on so badly that her primal BDSM instincts came in, but before she did that, I used that Cockosaurus Rex of mine to fuck everyone there in the ass so badly that they all fucking died from fractured assholes. And I finally got to live a peaceful life with my 1,454 foot dick.