Guess what the fuck happened to me. So one night around 2 PM in the summer around Christmas time, I was in my room walking home on my way to work. And my mom, as I was hungry as fuck so my grandma went in the kitchen and started making some sense, cause my sister lost her virginity again, but this time she left it on her boyfriend’s cock, in the barn. And her birthday is coming up yesterday, so I got her a little self portrait that this nigga drew, but this nigga drew it in Spanish, like how the fuck she gonna understand that shit, like that’s why I don’t fuck with Mitchel Musso, you know what I’m saying? I know you’re probably thinking, like, why he outside in his jacket? Cause it’s hot as fuck in my cold ass room, so I turned on the fan, but I didn’t know she was underage, you know what I’m saying? And I almost lost my- I lost my breath. Turns out she was hiding it and I found it, you know what I’m saying? And she got mad so she gave me herpes. No she gave me her pee, cause I told her urinate out of ten. And she’s fuckin stupid that’s why I don’t like her bruh that’s why I told her your’e tired like Michelin. But Mitchell is a men that I saw one time in Men in Black, but Men in Black is really a racist. Ra-