I want to give this brat a good education, but for some reason he’s in fucking Wales. Why the fuck is he in Wales? His parents aren’t in Wales, he isn’t related to anyone in Wales, I’m not even CLOSE to Wales, I’m in the Middle of the fucking East. And the worst part? You know what the worst part is? I CAN’T INVITE HIM BACK.

I swear to god, if this brat doesn’t get back before he turns 6 I’m going to disinherit him and wait for my son to make another grandson, one that won’t be going to fucking Wales without supervision.

Edit: I killed my grandson.