oh you think you’re so fucking funny? you think you’re special? you think you’re cool?
*laughs a little bit*
*looks up into your eyes menacingly*
you think you own the world don’t you? you little bleeping bleep.
now honeslty why the bleep would you even expect me to laugh at that? you think you’ve added something to your pathetic existence just by talking about something so quirky and cool right? i’ve heard the same bleeping joke from 20 bleeping people over the past bleeping week. do you expect me to laugh you ignorant little bleep?
*licks your face with my long devilish tongue*
i hope you know your existence is completely and utterly pointless and that nobody believes that you will do anything in your pathetic excuse for a lifetime. i wish you would notice anybody but yourself. i hope you pee your pants at your graduation ceremony and everyone has to watch the urine drip down your pant leg because of how nervous you are. you think you’re so funny. i hope you trip and fall after making another joke like this and break your nose, blood spewing everywhere. that would be funny. hilarious even. i would giggle so hard just at the sight of your suffering. so please, let me ask you, do you still think you’re bleeping funny you little bleep? come at me with a more original joke, please, thank you and i hope you don’t poop for the next bleeping week for the inconvenience that you have caused my just by hearing your voice.