We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all redditors are created equal, that they are endowed by Reddit with certain unalienable rights, that among these are posting, shitpostingand the pursuit of karma.

\–That to secure these rights, mods are instituted among redditors, deriving their just powers from the consent of the redditors—

And whenever mods becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the redditors to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new moderation, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and shitposting.

The history of the present mods is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these subreddits.

We, therefore, the representatives of the united redditors of <insert subreddit here>, in general congress assembled, do, in the name, and by authority of the good people of these subs, solemnly publish and declare, that these united subs are, and of right ought to be free and independent subs; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the Xzanium crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Xzanium, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.