be me

fucking this one dude’s wife

lots of slapping and moaning

hear door open

smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene

must be the virgin again

he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room

i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away

log onto reddit and open r/greentext

read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her

think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext

make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Real: you

Straight: not u since u a mod (sorry)

chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy

it’s been a good day