be me
fucking this one dude’s wife
lots of slapping and moaning
hear door open
smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene
must be the virgin again
he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room
i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away
log onto reddit and open r/greentext
read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her
think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext
make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Real: you
Straight: not u since u a mod (sorry)
chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy
it’s been a good day