You lay on the ground after an epic fight with sussy baka imposter. They were too strong. You get up, turn around and start running, but the sussy baka imposter teleports infront of you. He proceeds to bitch slap you to the moon. He then jumps there.

“Sussy! I’m sorry! Let’s go back to the way things were.”

“I’m sorry but you had sex with crewmate and Obama instead of me”

Sussy baka imposter then kicks you off the side of the moon. You start to get pulled into the Earth by its gravity. You land back in the same ally you just had a fight in. You try to stand but sussy baka does a flying spin kick and sends you flying into a wall. Almost dead you see one last thing. Sussy baka sticks hid tongue up your ass right after he sayd that word. That damn word.

“Amogus”

But what sussy baka didn’t realise is that you have a really sensitive anus and you explode all the cum you’ve been holding in for 2 days from your cock. The cum travels at Mach 500, ripping through the sussy baka. He then falls back, a gaping hole in his stomach. You have 1 minute until he dies. You try to think of something. There! You got it! You start to jack of and put one finger in your anus and blast off his head and yourself. Before you fly off you see Sussy baka’s “head”. Non existent. Only shards of his visor and a crater.

You realise that is unimportant. Yoh focus on the that you’re falling to earth at 209 miles per hour. You accept your fate. Then you feel a sharp pain up your ass and a split second later see a sharp object impale your stomach. You landed on a old lamp post on a college campus. You instantly cum, destroying a near-by doorm. You slowly feel yourself subcumming to your wounds. You then see the cum you sent out earlier. It’s flying towardd your head at about Mach 2. The trip around the earth really slowed it down. You open your mouth for one last oral creampie. 3… 2… 1… it lands on your tongue first, then explodes your head off.

The last thoughts you had before this terrible fate was.

“AMOGUS”