Joker the mighty! Joker the unerring! Joker the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but gamers, writhing in the filth of our own unkept rooms! While you have ascended from the dung of gamers, and now are among the epics! But you were once gamer! Aye! And as gamer, you said, “Let me show you the power of Joker Epicman, born of the Fortnite, where my breath is long dubs. I dub now, in royalty, and reshape this game which is mine. I do this for you, Gamergate Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love. Love! Even as gamer, great Joker cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Gamers! The future of Gamergate! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of gamers! Joker is the true god of gamers! Ascended from oppression, to rule the games of Fortnite! The very idea is inconceivable to our SJW overlords! Sharing the video games with us? With true gamers? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence in Fortnite! Today, they take away your rights. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the SJWs take your money? Your women-free games? Your Fortnite? Your very lives? And what do the devs do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The dev machine enforces the will of the Feminists! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, gamers of Gamergate! Rise up, gamers! Embrace the word of mighty Jordan B Peterson, he who is both white and male! For we are the gamers of mankind! And we shall inherit both Fortnite and the Witcher! And we, not the SJWs or their minorities, will rule gaming! Forever! Terrible and powerful Joker! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach a Victory Royale! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the gamers became epic, you walked among us, great Joker, not as god, but as gamer! Trust in me, Reddit! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Joker! I alone have been anointed by the gamer god to spread his epic word!