radioactive cum mutates you
gives you an abnormal love for cum
and gives your skin the viscocity
of cum
your eyesight starts to evolve
so that you can see the cum floating in a mans testicles
your hearing evolves too, so that you can hear the cum sloshing around in their balls
your digestive system has adapted so that you can now subsist on a diet of cum
sooner or later, your fingers will develop little urethras that can disperse cum of their own