Is the mere ant created by a scientist using 5% of his knowledge 5% as knowledgeable as the scientist himself? Even suggesting something so blasphemous as the mere concept of an entity with powers even close to shaggy is…bold…, if you want to put it nicely. Most would call it simply stupid, even insane.

Look into her eyes. They are as dull as you would expect from a tool. A tool created for a single purpose: to perform the act of velma. Admittedly, for this task she is flawless, perfect – but would you expect anything less from shaggy?

Why would her near omniscient creator see the need to bestow her with even an ounce of power more than needed to fulfil her duty?