As the title says, I (25M) blew up my neighbor’s (84M) house. My neighbor and I have been having issues recently because his dog (5M) keeps shitting on my lawn. Now I’m not crazy about my lawn or anything, I’m not one of those people who always wants the grass to be perfect, but I don’t want it to be ugly either. So, after a while, I got tired of picking up his poop and decided to talk to him about it. When I tried bringing it up to him, I found out he was deaf! So, that failed. I figured I would just let it go on since while it was annoying, the man was old and deaf and I figured it wasn’t worth bothering him. So this went on for a few more months, and I couldn’t take it anymore so I decided to have a talk with him again. This time he doesn’t hear a word I say and ignores me! Sure, he may be deaf, but the least you can do is hear me out. So that fails as well. After thinking on it for a while I think fuck it, he won’t listen to me so I’ll show him. After creating a homemade pipe bomb, I broke into his house while he was out and blew that thing to the fucking sky. When he returned, he had a heart attack upon seeing his house and died! And now I’m being charged with numerous felonies! Reddit, AITA?