Not bad as far as detective work goes. You took the bait on quite a few red herrings, but that’s par for the course. Failed doxx attempts on me are the most entertaining thing on reddit for me, so thanks for that. A few mental midgets in this thread took the obvious bait (that I’m from Newark…Lmfao), and yes the bariatric thing was also a farce, created at the last minunte. A dunce tried to make a connection between my land whale comment and bariatric comment, so I edited some other comments to include bariatric surgeryto go along with it.

That said, you went down the rabbit hole quite a bit. It doesn’t make sense because it’s not supposed to. The whole point is to take you far, far off the trail. And you went full Robert Frost on this one. At the least, I assume you were slightly entertained. And that’s why I’m here. So, mission accomplished! And I bid you a hearty adieu! See you next time on the front page!