You may be asking yourself, “How can a small Japanese roadster from the 1990s be the best car ever produced?” Well, I am here to explain why the miat is superior to all vehicles that have been, and ever will be, constructed. You may be wondering, “How can one car alone be the universal best car ever, when vehicles like trucks and hybrids are built to be the best in their own separate use cases?” Well, for the miat to be the best car ever made, it must excel in every single use case simultaneously. I will now define several use cases and factors that make a car desirable and explain how the miat excels at each and every one.

Is the miat fun to drive? Yes, the miat was designed to be nimble and fun thanks to its lightness and its sporty suspension.

Is the miat reliable? Yes, most Japanese cars from the 90s, like the miat, are famously reliable due to their simplicity and well engineered components.

Is the miat fuel efficient? Yes, the miat is capable of infinite miles per gallon if miat is traveling either by towing or falling as long as the engine is off.

Is the miat fast? Yes, the miat is a wonderful candidate for a GM LS1 V8 engine swap, which will allow miat to be very fast.

Is the miat prestigious? Yes, the miat is very popular as its legendary pop-up headlights and small size are seen as cute amongst human females and internet car groups.

Is the miat luxurious? Yes, the miat is included with a convertible top, which is a great luxury on warm summer days. Being in the very presence of a miat far exceeds the false sense of luxury of a Rolls-Royce and its “premium” interior materials.

Is the miat good for cargo? Yes, the miat not only has a trunk, but a ball hitch may be installed, allowing miat to pull large amounts of cargo.

Is the miat good for carrying people? Yes, the miat is equipped with one passenger seat. However, many more people can be fit into miat as long as their volume is decreased either by dismemberment or mincing.

Is the miat good for war? Yes, the all metal monocoque body is good for protecting its occupants from various small ordinances, while a .50 cal M2 Browning machine gun may be mounted onto the vehicle if desired.

Is the miat good for conquering planet Earth? Yes, it already has. Miat is your new god. You must repent now as the inferiority of other vehicles taints your soul.

Is the miat good for T̴͉̞͗̋̆r̶͇̱͕̿̍̃̈̊͝ḁ̴̺̠̼͛͛͠n̴̼̱͖̰̑͗̀̈́̚͝s̴̤̠̔ç̵̼̜͎̱̯͛̎e̶̩͙̙̖͕͎̽̐n̶̺͕̞̪̬̑̿̎͑̓͜͝d̷͈͎̥͐̽͆̂ẹ̵͕̹͎͚̓̇n̶̨͈̟̭͉͇̈́ċ̸͉̦̜̯̕͠ẻ̴̱̤̰̩̈́̎͗̚? Yes, the miat provides all that you need to T̸͚̗͕̿͂͑ř̸̘̥̽̄̐͌̕a̷̠̯̝̅̋ņ̶̧̲̯͎̌ͅç̴̡̮͛̐̿e̸̪͈̿͛n̴̯͇̙̭̺̂͊̕d̴̠͓̹̹̒̔́͒͆͠. You must let go. Surrender to miat so that you may experience e̸͕̋̈́̉̆̉ͅt̵̙̺̳̺͉̄͌͗͘͠ê̶̠̖͕̙̐͑ȓ̷̼͕͖͇͌̂͆͜͜͝n̷̗̹̼̖̗͊̃̄͐̎͜i̵̧͍͎̰̲͊̽̇t̸̨͉͇̪̫͔͘y̴̧͔̜̞̰̏͜.

If you still do not believe that the 1989 Mazda Miata (NA) is the best vehicle ever produced, then you are simply wrong. I am sorry your mind does not accept the truth, and I wish you good luck.