I signed, not particularly because I care, (because really, I don’t care,) but because my precious babe, and I quote, “HOLY FUCK MY ARMS ITCH SO GODDAMN FUCKING BAD
I HAVE TO PHYSICALLY FUCKING RESTRAIN MY ARMS FROM ITCHING AAAAAA FUCK
ITS LIKE DIRECTLY ON A VEIN WHICH MAKES IT SO. MUCH. FUCKING. WORSE.
HOLY FUUUUUUCK
GOD DAMNIT I COULDN’T FFFUCKING CARE LESS IF ALL THE BITCH ASS MOSQUITOES ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET FUCKING DIED AND WENT EXTINCT THOSE FUCKERS DONT EVEN SURVE A PURPOSE OTHER THAN TO BE LITTLE ANNOYING CUNTS
FFFUCK IT ITCHES SO GODDAMN BAD ITS STARTING TO HURT I HOPE THE FUCKERS WHO DOD THIS TO ME HAVE A FUN TIME BUFNING IN HELL BECAUSE THATS WHERE THESE PIECES OF SHIT ARE GOING. TO HELL.
IM GETTING FUCKING EXHAUSTED CLENCHING MY FISTS EVERY TIME A WAVE OF VOMIT INDUCING, SUICIDE PROVOKING, WANTINGTOCAUSEAMASSGENOCIDEONASINHLECREATURE ITCHING.
I SPELLED “SINGLE” WRONG IN WANTINGTOCAUSEAMASSGENOCIDEONASINGLEFUCKINGCREATURE. FFFFUUCK
SURE THEY FEED SPIDERS, BUT THOSE EIGHT LEGGED MOTHER FUCKERS WILL HAVE TO FIND A NEW GODDAMNED SOURCE OF FOOD AFTER WHAT I DO TO THESE FUCKING MOSQUITOES.”