I sexually Identify as WOH G64, an M4 class star roughly 163,000 light years from earth. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of undergoing stellar nucelosynthesis. People say to me that a person being a giant burning ball of plasma is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, You can’t even look at me without eye damage. I’m having doctors inject me with 1.989 × 10^27 tons of helium gas to become closer to my true form. From now on I want you guys to call me ” Stellar Object J04551048-6820298″ and respect my right to fuse large quantities of hydrogen into helium. If you can’t accept me you’re a stellerphobe and need to check your cosmic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.