Everybody knows that by putting flames on something it makes it go faster, It’s common knowledge really. So anyway that’s why I decided to put flames on my grandma’s wheelchair since I was tired of constantly getting stuck behind her slow ass. Nowadays she spends all her time cruising around downtown looking for young ignorant kids that are foolish enough to drag race for pink slips. Now our front and back yard lawns are littered with muscle cars of all shapes and sizes. Life is so full of surprises …