So when I was like three I became like obsessed as fuck with TRUMP. I think it was because I saw THE ART OF THE DEAL documentaries and TRUMP looked like a total badass with the armies and pomp and splendor and whatnot. My parents, wanting to foster my interests in history bought me the Encyclopedia of the United States at war and read it to me before bedtime. I would have them read to me about TRUMP over and over again and then go to class in pre k and tell the other kids about TRUMP. I watched hours and hours of history documentaries because I was obsessed. This fascination also led me to tell my parents that people that were loud at restaurants, “must be SNOWFLAKE LIBTARDS.” My parents were called in for a PTA meeting and they were instructed to stop telling me about TRUMP because the other kiddos were starting to like him too.