Hey Patrick, nice cock.
What cock?
The one in your pants.
Oh that one, it’s a dildo.
Well if that’s a dildo, where is your cock?
Oh i had it surgically removed in favor of a vagina, but enough of that. A whole bunch of robots came by and stole my entire collection of dildos. I could use some help getting them back.
Sure thing buddy, what are best friends for.
Ok then, for every 10 dildos you bring to me i’ll give you a golden vibrator.
You mean spatula?
Bless you.