Hey Patrick, nice cock.

What cock?

The one in your pants.

Oh that one, it’s a dildo.

Well if that’s a dildo, where is your cock?

Oh i had it surgically removed in favor of a vagina, but enough of that. A whole bunch of robots came by and stole my entire collection of dildos. I could use some help getting them back.

Sure thing buddy, what are best friends for.

Ok then, for every 10 dildos you bring to me i’ll give you a golden vibrator.

You mean spatula?

Bless you.