Tw: ||speaking about British people||

Ever since I was a child their kind has always haunted me but I’ve finally brought up enough courage to talk about my experience… I’d like to apologize in advance for the graphic images that may show in your head during this story. It was an average day just like today except my family had decided to take a trip to London to see big Ben. I was so excited to go and I had no past knowledge of the “people” in the uk. When we left the car and headed on our way to big Ben a man passed by us, he reminded me of the monopoly man just more strange. As we passed him by he said these 3 horrible words, “pip pip cheerio” I thought I didn’t hear him and I looked back and I can never unsee the horrors I saw that fateful day… his face was a strange roundish shape unlike any circle I’ve seen, his teeth were like a horse, protruding and decaying almost falling out of his mouth, his hair looked like a new born child and a lawyer had a baby and he took the child’s hair, the odor of tea suddenly washed past me and I fell on the floor convulsing… at least that’s what my family said, I was out cold for 5 days after that incident. The doctors said I kept screaming in my sleep as I played through the incident in my head. After I awoke my parents said that I was out so long they had to head back home because of work, I believed there was a God that day and he showed me mercy and didn’t make me live another second in the wretched land. Ever since that day 6 years ago I have been afraid of British people and I will continue to be afraid until I die. Thank you for listening to my story and please spread awareness about the unknown beasts in the uk.