KRISMAS DREEMURR! STOP TRYING TO SUCK YOUR BROTHER’S UNWASHED PENIS IMMEDIATELY! YOU ARE BEING A VERY BAD BOY RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN. YOU ARE BEING VERY SINFUL AND DISHONEST. TRICKING YOUR IMPRESSIONABLE BROTHER INTO TAKING HIS PENIS OUT AND CLOSING HIS EYES BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU “SUMMON YOSHI” IS A CRUEL LIE, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR BROTHER LOVES YOSHI. YOU ARE A FIEND, KRISMAS. I DID NOT RAISE YOU THIS WAY, THIS MUST BE YOUR GAY FATHER’S GAY INFLUENCE, WHO I HATE. I DO NOT APPROVE OF HOMOSEXUALITY, YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR SWEET INNOCENT BROTHER. HIS “SEARCH HISTORY”? WHAT IS THAT. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS MY CHILD. YOU WILL NOT CHANGE THE SUBJECT, I DO NOT SEE WHAT YOSHI HAS TO DO WITH THIS. HE IS A SMART, STRAIGHT BOY AND HE WILL GO TO COLLEGE TO BECOME A PREACHER. NO HE DOES NOT OWN A CHASTITY CAGE IT IS A GRAPEFRUIT SLICER. IT IS JUST A DULL GRAPEFRUIT SLICER. HE WOULD NOT LIE ABOUT THIS KRISMAS, UNLIKE YOU, BECAUSE HE IS NOT GAY. KRISMAS! DO NOT MOVE YOUR HAND TOWARDS HIS PENIS! KRISMAS YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH IF YOU TOUCH HIS PENIS AGAIN. ASRIEL PUT YOUR PENIS AWAY. NO, NO HONEY, SWEETIE I’M SORRY YOSHI ISN’T COMING. NO, I KNOW. I KNOW YOU LOVE YOSHI. I’M SORRY, IT WAS A LIE BY YOUR CRUEL HOMOSEXUAL BROTHER. NO YOSHI WILL NOT SHOW UP IF YOU LET HIM SUCK YOUR PENIS THAT WAS A LIE TOO. ASRIEL GO TO YOUR ROOM AND PRACTICE YOUR HYMNS WHILE I DISCIPLINE KRISMAS. KRISMAS YOU ARE A VERY NAUGHTY CHILD AND YOU WILL BE GETTING COAL AS A PRESENT THIS YEAR. KRISMAS I CAN SEE YOUR BROTHER’S UNDERWEAR STUFFED INTO YOUR SHIRT. THERE ARE AT LEAST 15 PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR IN THERE AND YOU HAVE NOT WASHED THEM AT ALL LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD, YOU ARE JUST USING THEM TO SATE YOUR SINFUL DESIRES. KRISMAS DREEMURR YOU HAVE A SERIOUS MALFUNCTION, MY CHILD TAKE THIS STRAIGHT PILL. IT IS NOT AN ANTIPSYCHOTIC IT IS A STRAIGHT PILL, DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS MY CHILD. TAKE THE UNDERWEAR TO THE BATHROOM AND PUT THEM IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET OR I’M TAKING AWAY YOUR BIRDCAGE.