Foolish mortal Jesus created the ACT to test his disciples, and with him scoring the first perfect 36. None of his disciples were smart enough to score a 36 so they all broke away and formed the cult that is Christianity. To honor their master that they couldn’t satisfy they continued to test new members. Thus the precedent for the afterlife was created. Righteousness? Good deeds? Morality? None of that matters before the eyes of the lord. Only those who reach the immaculate 36 shall see the pearly gates. All losers shall be sent to afterlife cram school where they shall study non stop until they can make the cut. This secret has been passed down for generations, and has been even more closely held than the fact that Epstein didn’t kill himself. In 1926 a group of Buddhists created the SAT (Sacrilegious Adventures Today) to steal away glory from the lord. Due to declining membership fees Christians allowed the ACT (All Christians Together) to be taken by lay people, to indoctrinate the youth, and for them to steal away the top talent. By making the test accessible to the masses god is able to test more people. Little do those who score a 36 know that they have sold their souls to the lord. As soon as their mortal coil stops twitching they will be thrown into research facilities studying the top pressing issues such as did Bush do 9/11 and are traps gay? You think Jesus couldn’t get a 36 on the ACT? He set the precedent. Now we are all trapped in the world’s largest Ponzi scheme.