I sexually Identify as a mitochondrion. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being the powerhouse of the cell. People say to me that a person being a mitochondrion is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an inner membrane and an outer membrane on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mitochondrion” and respect my right to power the cell. If you can’t accept me you’re a organellophobe and need to check your organelle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.