God I just love weed so fucking much. I want to stick a bong in my mouth, joints in my nostrils, blunts in my ears, a catheter hooked up to a bubbler in my urethra, and a massive fucking bowl straight in to my rectum. I want to literally inhale an entire pound of ignited marijuana through every orifice in my body and start oozing ganja smoke like a fucking baked Spongebob. If I could do that every day my life would be complete. Weed makes me so horny, just the thought of the little green leaves hairs and crystals makes me want to stick my penis inside a lubed up bong and then smoke through the cumwater. Weed is love. Weed is life.